Sometimes, during our Nerf fights, stray darts end up behind the desk. Retrieving them can be dangerous.
LOL That happens to me too! FIRST COMMENT
Quick, smash that thing!!! *pulls an oversized mallet out of nowhere*
*puts a giant spider onto Goon’s head*
Yez, I did. 8) And that spider was just a rubber toy…
THAT one was.
*throws a ball full of black widows at your face*
*puts a giant spider onto Goon’s head*
(This time a REAL one)
LOL Jared has a spider on a web that got on his arm
I wish i had nerf guns and people who are willing to start nerf gun wars
I would but i dont have nerf guns :[.
Jared what happened? Where you just startled or are you really that terrified of spiders?
Funny. Yeah, that stuff can happen to us too. Once one of my darts flew all the way to a lamp near the ceiling, I think it is still there.
Did you all hear about the earthquake earlier?
Yes, that earthquake was very bad. The fifth worst earthquake in recorded history, to be precise, and it is only beat by a very slim margin.
Best wishes to Japan, I hope they are doing okay so far…..
That earthquake is the worst I ever saw. I watched on youtube, It’s rlly bad. 8.9 on rictor scale then a tsunami comes to do way more damage.
Can’t beleave all that happened yesterday.
I hope they r ok.
Best wishes to japan.
lol. Jared has such an expressive face-and scream
Off topic, (sorry Japan, not about you) can someone explain these smileys? I don’t get them
How can you put smileys?
best wishes to japan, jared with that deadly brazilian wandering spider on his arm, and whoever gets this back on topic :3
At least it wasn’t an earwig. *shudder*
Earwigs are not dangerous at all, in fact. Those pincer-like things on there tail is not used for fighting usually.
All bugs have a normal life, just like us. They should not be shunned, they are living beings too!
Spiders, Scorpions, Earwigs, and many other insects and arachnids are just minding there own business.
If you don’t want spiders in your office, just get a cup and a piece of paper and let it outside.
Without spider’s and those other hunters. There would be even more insects.
But Mosquitoes and House Fly’s are another thing. Those must die.
What?! Mosquitos are just trying to live like any other animal, and like any other animal, they have to eat. And even if their diet is blood, they’re still striving for the same goal as us! Same for house flies, but without the blood.
Now, now, children. Insects only have 10% of sentience. So GET OUT THE NEWSPAPER! >:] I agree with spider thing, and house flies belong, just not in houses. But mosquitos… without them we wouldn’t exist! :O
I agree. I shouldn’t have posted the last part.
Fly’s and Mosquitoes are what they are. They are a major part of the food chain.
But we don’t want them in our house or want them biting us. So, we react by retaliating (such as hitting them with a fly swatter or our hands).
I agree with you. Bugs can easily be taken outside and I usually do that ’cause they’re cute little guys not wanting to be smushed. However, earwigs give me an extreme case of the heeby-jeebies! I have to try REALLY hard not to scream as I smash them. Also, I hate mosquitoes. I full believe that all food chains could exist just fine without them. Plus, any animal that bites me is asking for a swat.
They bite because they are defending themselves, their territory, their young, etc. Earwigs mean no harm, I really have encountered a lot in Korea (I used to live there for a while, and now I am in the USA). I admired them, because they would hang on to the car when we travel long distances, I guess it is there way of getting from one place to another.
My family loves bugs, if we encounter a giant spider in the backyard, we just leave it there, happy that it chose a new home. Of course, they help us get rid of the mosquitoes in the yard. And about Earwigs, they are some of the few bugs that protect their eggs until they hatch. If any enemy predator (or human) gets near it, it will try to fend them off (even if it has no chance of winning).
Insects, Arachnids, Arthropods, and many many more classes of small bug-like creatures are pretty brave. So, even if it is a “disgusting” Earwig, we let it outside.
All non-predatory bugs(including mantises)/spiders MUST DIE.
*grabs ICBM controls*
Spiders and Mantises are just minding your own business.
How would you like it if you were just walking down your street then a huge being walks up, and steps on you because he does not like you?
That is how they feel, why should they be killed just because someone does not like them?
Mantises are cool creatures, if we find an egg sack, we would hang it right in our yard, and watch it hatch when it is time. Those baby Mantises are cute, they are really small. I had been able to hold many Mantises in Korea.
If you don’t like em, too bad. But you must not kill them, imagine a huge bug not liking you, guess what it would do to you?
You mean like beetles, bees, water bugs, vegetarian spiders, fly’s, worms, butterfly’s, etc must die?
We need bees, to pollinate the plants (without them, they would not be able to be pollinated. And most of the plants would die out). Some fly’s really need to live. Like there young, also known as maggots. Maggots can be used to cure infected wounds, allowing it to heal. Worm’s makes great compost for plants. Some beetles help eat compost (such as rotting logs, poo, and other stinky or rotting material). Vegetarian Spiders (very interesting huh?) drink the juices from plants, their apatite really isn’t into living creatures, and they rarely bite. Butterfly’s also pollinate, and they are some of the beauty of nature.
Careful what you say, because what you say that must die really helps everyone, others are fascinating or beautiful to look at.
Hey, I meant to say that predatory bugs and mantises are cool, but other insects NEED TO DIE.
*takes back the ICBM controls*
KC, where are your cat ears? You aren`t wearing a hat!
This phenomenon happens only on winter.
BUT CAT EARS! Check the last comic, they aren’t on a hat
the HAT, not the winter werecat.
the hat would cover cat ears but there isnt a hat and nothing for the cat ears to hide behind
unless it was a evil twin/clone/genetic replica! or she was blasted by Aw3someness radition whic is a ear remover or the Cut3ness radition wore off…
maybe there detachable……
Spiders have 8 legs.
I win, I’m annoying.
The spider lost 2 of his legs because of the Nerf dart. Nerf darts may be soft, but not to spiders.
*loads a Nerf Vulcan with 1800 rounds of ammunition and aims it at a large web with a fat, brown recluse sitting in it* Time to go byebye. >:D *fires*
*the spider dodges*
A giant spider stomps up to Goon. It looks like a HUGE Brown Recluse.
Giant Spider: How dare you do that to my son! I am warning you, if you don’t go away. I will shoot you with my Merf Gun.
*the Giant Spider pulls out a giant gun that it made of steel, and it is loaded with steel darts*
I should lay off the Chill Pills. These hallucinations are getting ridiculous. *continues firing at the spider, which is now just a large stain on the wall wrapped up in its own webbing*
Aww, out of ammo.
*Goon suddenly gets hit by a giant steel bullet. And he gets pasted by to the wall, killed*
Giant Spider: Kill my son, and I kill you. My poor son, I had my vengeance. And to the rest of you bug haters, this may happen to YOU! So, be careful.
Congratulations, you killed a hologram. *clap* *clap* *clap* Excellent work. NOT!!!
*pulls out a giant can of bug-spry and a ridiculously oversized boot*
Hallucination or not, you are going down, venemous scourge of the Earth!!! *aims spray bottle at the spider and shakes it, pressurizing it and getting ready to fire the deadly gas*
*the Spider bites your head off before you could kill it, killing you*
Yeah funny story pretending is fun XD.
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